it is my god given right to look at titties
A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty).
You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.
Because they will kill her.
When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.
From the outside this kinda seems like:
“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.”
beekeeping is really weird
Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.
Dad, look it’s the good kush
This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable
“If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets”
- my english professor
moods come and go but this intense self-hatred is forever
me listening to the radio: Wow this song is so annoyion’t you dare look back just keep your eyes on me i said you’re holding back she said shut up and dance with me this woman is my destiny she said
he who fights lobsters must see to it that he does not become a lobster himself.
yeah but why would you want to fight a lobster
if you live in new england you may not have a choice
xbnx:
id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time